
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Firework hunters: Six days of firework festivities

Friday, June 28, 2013
Summer kicks in with extreme heat warnings in southern California
Times are heating up in southern California as temperatures are expected to soar this weekend, with a Los Angeles County Health Department Officer issuing an extreme heat alert for the next few days. L.A. is supposed to see temperatures peak in the high 80s and low 90s, according to The Weather Channel's website, although now it is 95 degrees in Monterey Park (my current location).
- Drink plenty of water. I know it's hard to do on Fourth of July weekend, but avoid alcoholic beverages while in the sun or heat. This will only dehydrate you faster. If you feel you must have a drink, drink a glass of water in between beers or cocktails. This will help your body stay hydrated.
- Dress for the occasion. It's hot, so why not where something that will keep you cool. Loose, light clothing is they key here. Light colors reflect the sun and the heat, keeping you cooler in the sun.
- Don't get too much sun. Sunburns are never fun, trust me on this. Not only does it feel like your body is on fire, it reduces your body's ability to dissipate the heat, causing your body to overheat.
- Find a public swimming pool nearby, if you don't already have one. If you do have one, get your booty in it with tons of sunblock to help keep your body cool.
- Go to the local library. Libraries normally have a nice, cool area for visitors to sit and relax while they read a book or newspaper. Not much of a reader? Then hang out in the comfy chairs and people watch.
- Find a shade tree at the park to cozy up under.
- Walk around your grocery store's frozen food section, where the freezers are usually on.
- Get an umbrella to keep the sun off your neck, and a bucket of water to keep your feet cool. Feet regulate body temperature, so keep your feet cool to stay cool.
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Is university life right for me?
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Lazy doesn't
Lazy doesn't get food on the table
Or wine in the glass.
It's time to get movin',
Get off your ass.
Monday, June 10, 2013
The Summer of Megan
School has been out for like a week, and graduation is done and over with. So what's next?
I've been stuck in a sleepy haze, as I'm sure we all have. Gravity is working against me as I try to pull myself out of bed to get the second chapter of my life going.
What am I supposed to be doing?
I was accepted to University of California, Santa Barbara, which starts the next semester in September. My housing contract won't be ready for another week. I have no money, since I have no actual income and everything I do get is being saved for my brother's army graduation in July.
So I'm here with "16 and Pregnant" on the television and some homemade cookies in hand. I always tell people "only boring people are bored," so I won't let myself be bored.
But I'm quickly running out of ideas. I need to get a life. I need to find friends. But I probably won't, which is why I started this blog.
Writing this blog inspired me to get out of the house, explore my local surroundings and let the world know what it's like in my life.
This will be the "Summer of Megan." I am going to set myself five goals to complete over the summer. Not only will this keep me busy, but it's good practice to set and complete goals. What is it good practice for? For life.
My goals:
1) Hang out at the beach.
The beach is relaxing; there's no doubt about that. It feels good to have the hot summer sun and cool ocean breeze hit my skin as I sit under an umbrella with book listening the waves crash against the shore and kids scream in the distance. Of course, I'll stop at CVS before I go to pick up some sunscreen. I wouldn't want to do any more damage to my skin. (I'm already extra moley because I used to sunburn as a hobby when I was younger.)
2) Go on an early-morning hike.
I'm not much of an early-morning person. Actually, I can't stand mornings and their perkiness. So it would be good to break free from my norm and do something unusual. I've never really seen the mornings and appreciated everything they have to offer. Maybe experiencing and appreciating mornings with their dewy drops glistening off of green tree leaves and truck windows would awaken the morning person inside me. It's worth a shot.
3) Find a location in L.A. I've never been.
I am an explorer. I love to go in random directions with no idea of where it leads and figure out my way back home. Consequently, this means I've seen most of Los Angeles in my five years of living here. I've seen more of L.A. in my short five years than a lot of people born and raised here. But I know there's more. There's always more. So I plan to find a new-to-me place around here somewhere. (And I am open for suggestions, if you think you know of a place I've never been.)
4) Catch a fish.
I love to fish. There's nothing better than the serenity of dipping a line into the fish-filled waters and pulling one flapping around out. I don't think I've felt that feeling in a couple years now, and that's not for lack of trying. This summer will be the summer where I will pull one of those suckers out of that water and take it home for dinner.
5) Keep up a blog.
This is my second attempt at a blog. I usually procrastinate keeping up a blog, because I don't think what I have to say is worth reading. But I've been looking at some of these other blogs, and I think I can stand up next to some of these other guys. So my final goal of summer is to keep up this blog.
I know these seem like mindless goals, but it's better to have some goals than none at all. This is something that helps keep me sane. If I didn't give myself something to do, I'd go crazy with boredom. But only boring people are bored, so it's time to get out of this house and get on with my life.
A slap in the face to ELAC graduates
By Megan Perry
Hundreds of students sat on the field in Weingart Stadium to commemorate the end of the first chapter of their educational career at the graduation ceremony last Tuesday evening.
Family and friends filled the seating on the south side of the stadium anxiously awaiting their graduate walk down the aisle.
School officials who were given the opportunity to speak took their place on the stage, filling all but one seat.
Missing from the podium party was graduation speaker Gustavo Arellano.
Arellano was asked to be the commencement speaker earlier this year, to which he agreed.
As grads sat in their seats looking through the graduation program, they began to notice that sociology professor and MC Rin Kahla skipped over the graduation speaker Arellano.
I was among these graduates.
"What's going on? When is Gustavo going to speak?" I heard students and faculty murmur to each other during the ceremony.
They were excited to hear the Ask a Mexican columnist from the Orange County Weekly speak only to be disappointed by his absence.
The next day, he wrote what he thought was an apology entitled "Why Gustavo Ditched His East Los Angeles College Commencement Speech (Hint: Because He's A Big 'Ole Pendejo)" in his column.
His excuse for missing the ceremony was that he didn't realize it was happening on Tuesday.
He thought graduation took place on Thursday, which caused him to miss it all together.
In his column, he said he didn't know the ceremony took place on Tuesday until he received an email from an ELAC administrator asking him where he was.
By then, he said it was too late.
He was working on a big project at work he couldn't leave in the middle of.
His apology wasn't very sincere.
The tone of it sounded like an episode of Urkle, "Did I do that?"
The worst part of the so-called apology was the ending when he compares missing the speech was almost as embarrassing as "when I ripped the loudest possible fart imaginable during reading time," according to his column.
How disrespectful to add a seventh-grade fart reference to the apology he was giving to graduates who anticipated his speech.
Arellano's apology was more of a slap in the face to ELAC and its students than anything else.
Trying to use humor to downplay the situation only disrespects us graduates even more.
We worked hard to get to that graduation, yet Arellano didn't seem to think it was important enough to double check the date on which he was to be featured in our ceremony.
Not all of the blame can be placed on Arellano though.
Did nobody think to call and confirm that the grad speaker was actually going to show up?
English Professor Patricia Godinez recommended this man to speak at our ceremony.
If Arellano was close enough to Godinez to be recommended to speak, why wasn't he close enough to her to receive a reminder call on the date?
An entire committee put together the ceremony.
Did none of them think to give the guy a reminder call, text or a simple email the day before?
It all seems irresponsible and disrespectful to the students who worked hard to be there.
Arellano was right when he wrote that we deserve better.
We do.
We deserve a someone responsible enough to double check a date.
We deserve a committee who is on top of the reminders to make sure the ceremony goes as planned.
We deserve better for all the hard work and commitment we put into ELAC.
We deserve someone who will show up.
Mr. Arellano, you didn't make it to the ceremony, and an apology was a good place to start.
But you owe us.
We'd at least like to see the speech.
We'd like to know the inspiring words you were going to give.
I'd like to see it published on your blog.
Next time you apologize, keep the farts out and sincerity in.
Hopefully, there won't be a next time.
Monday, June 3, 2013
Secret Lovers
We're up through the dark, quiet hours
Tossing and turning, tearing up the sheets.
A nightly visit,
Time flies.
Lost in the heaviness of his black eyes,
My mind races.
The man my dreams wish they never met
Jealous of all the time spent.
Together through classic sitcoms, late-night social media posts and a number of lost sheep. Always a battle between the two,
Mr. Insomnia and The Dreams.
Back and forth, the two tugging from each arm.
Innocent dreams lose nightly to the temptations of Mr. Insomnia.
But before no time at all,
I drop the ball,
Letting The Dreams conquer.
And like a bat in the night,
He's gone before daybreak.
No matter how hard I try
Mr. Insomnia and I
Will live a secret love together forever.